Verse
F
There was only me and her and him
A# C C7
The bar was giving last call so I thought I'd move on in
F A#
And I was slick and feeling like a man so I took the stool between 'em
A# C F
And ordered one more round for me and her and him
F
I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
A# C
And I don't remember what I said but at the time it sounded cool
F
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
A# C F
She just paid her tab tipped the man and left me sittin' there alone with him
[Chorus]
A# C F
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
A# C F
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
A# C F A#
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
F C F
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Verse 2]
F
Well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
A# C C7
And he said ain't they all a mystery ha ha sonny it's a sin
F
They're all sittin' on the world they're tryin' to win
A#
Ah but you know I love a mystery
C F
So let's drink another round to you and me and them
[Chorus]
A# C F
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
A# C F
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
A# C F A#
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
F C F
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Chorus] (Change key to G and fade with last line)
G7 C D G
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
C D G
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
C D G C
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
C D G
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies