Verse
C
There was only me and her and him
F G G7
The bar was giving last call so I thought I'd move on in
C F
And I was slick and feeling like a man so I took the stool between 'em
F G C
And ordered one more round for me and her and him
C
I placed my arms across the back of her barstool
F G
And I don't remember what I said but at the time it sounded cool
C
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me
F G C
She just paid her tab tipped the man and left me sittin' there alone with him
[Chorus]
F G C
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
F G C
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
F G C F
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
C G C
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Verse 2]
C
Well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned
F G G7
And he said ain't they all a mystery ha ha sonny it's a sin
C
They're all sittin' on the world they're tryin' to win
F
Ah but you know I love a mystery
G C
So let's drink another round to you and me and them
[Chorus]
F G C
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
F G C
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
F G C F
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
C G C
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies
[Chorus] (Change key to D and fade with last line)
D7 G A D
And he said there's girls and there's women and there's ladies
G A D
There's yes'es and there's no's and there's maybe's
G A D G
There's teasin' and pleasin' they start learnin' when they're babies
G A D
There's girls and there's women and there's ladies