Intro
D7*
[Verse 1]
G*
It’s the day of love
G* D*
And I guess I’m your date
D*
You partook in a youtube game
G*
But we can call it fate
G* G7*
Cause if this wasn’t manufactured
C* Cm*
If it weren’t pretend
G* F#*
Here’s a list of reasons why
D7*
You wouldn’t date me again...
[Interlude]
F#7
[Verse 2]
B
My room’s a mess
I usually dress
F#
Like I am twelve years old
F#
My temper’s bad
I’m always sad
B F#
I'll complain when I’m cold
B
I’m usually touring
B7
Usually boring
E Em
Enneagram 4
B
I'll lose my keys
A#
You’ll never see
F#7
My bathroom floor
[Verse 3]
B
I cry every day
I’m always late
F#
I chew my pens
I’ve not seen “friends”
B
Not great with dogs
I monologue
F#
I pick my skin
Drink too much gin
B
Leave you on “read”
B7
Have a loft bed
E
Never unpacked
Em
Always jetlagged
G*
Insufferable
F#*
Uncomfortable
D7*
Incapable
B7* A#7* A7* G#7* G
Undateable~