Intro
D7*
[Verse 1]
G*
It’s the day of love
G* D*
And I guess I’m your date
D*
You partook in a youtube game
G*
But we can call it fate
G* G7*
Cause if this wasn’t manufactured
C* Cm*
If it weren’t pretend
G* F#*
Here’s a list of reasons why
D7*
You wouldn’t date me again...
[Interlude]
A7
[Verse 2]
D
My room’s a mess
I usually dress
A
Like I am twelve years old
A
My temper’s bad
I’m always sad
D A
I'll complain when I’m cold
D
I’m usually touring
D7
Usually boring
G Gm
Enneagram 4
D
I'll lose my keys
C#
You’ll never see
A7
My bathroom floor
[Verse 3]
D
I cry every day
I’m always late
A
I chew my pens
I’ve not seen “friends”
D
Not great with dogs
I monologue
A
I pick my skin
Drink too much gin
D
Leave you on “read”
D7
Have a loft bed
G
Never unpacked
Gm
Always jetlagged
G*
Insufferable
F#*
Uncomfortable
D7*
Incapable
B7* A#7* A7* G#7* G
Undateable~