Intro
D7*
[Verse 1]
G*
It’s the day of love
G* D*
And I guess I’m your date
D*
You partook in a youtube game
G*
But we can call it fate
G* G7*
Cause if this wasn’t manufactured
C* Cm*
If it weren’t pretend
G* F#*
Here’s a list of reasons why
D7*
You wouldn’t date me again...
[Interlude]
C7
[Verse 2]
F
My room’s a mess
I usually dress
C
Like I am twelve years old
C
My temper’s bad
I’m always sad
F C
I'll complain when I’m cold
F
I’m usually touring
F7
Usually boring
A# A#m
Enneagram 4
F
I'll lose my keys
E
You’ll never see
C7
My bathroom floor
[Verse 3]
F
I cry every day
I’m always late
C
I chew my pens
I’ve not seen “friends”
F
Not great with dogs
I monologue
C
I pick my skin
Drink too much gin
F
Leave you on “read”
F7
Have a loft bed
A#
Never unpacked
A#m
Always jetlagged
G*
Insufferable
F#*
Uncomfortable
D7*
Incapable
B7* A#7* A7* G#7* G
Undateable~