Intro
D7*
[Verse 1]
G*
It’s the day of love
G* D*
And I guess I’m your date
D*
You partook in a youtube game
G*
But we can call it fate
G* G7*
Cause if this wasn’t manufactured
C* Cm*
If it weren’t pretend
G* F#*
Here’s a list of reasons why
D7*
You wouldn’t date me again...
[Interlude]
G7
[Verse 2]
C
My room’s a mess
I usually dress
G
Like I am twelve years old
G
My temper’s bad
I’m always sad
C G
I'll complain when I’m cold
C
I’m usually touring
C7
Usually boring
F Fm
Enneagram 4
C
I'll lose my keys
B
You’ll never see
G7
My bathroom floor
[Verse 3]
C
I cry every day
I’m always late
G
I chew my pens
I’ve not seen “friends”
C
Not great with dogs
I monologue
G
I pick my skin
Drink too much gin
C
Leave you on “read”
C7
Have a loft bed
F
Never unpacked
Fm
Always jetlagged
G*
Insufferable
F#*
Uncomfortable
D7*
Incapable
B7* A#7* A7* G#7* G
Undateable~