Intro
D7*
[Verse 1]
G*
It’s the day of love
G* D*
And I guess I’m your date
D*
You partook in a youtube game
G*
But we can call it fate
G* G7*
Cause if this wasn’t manufactured
C* Cm*
If it weren’t pretend
G* F#*
Here’s a list of reasons why
D7*
You wouldn’t date me again...
[Interlude]
B7
[Verse 2]
E
My room’s a mess
I usually dress
B
Like I am twelve years old
B
My temper’s bad
I’m always sad
E B
I'll complain when I’m cold
E
I’m usually touring
E7
Usually boring
A Am
Enneagram 4
E
I'll lose my keys
D#
You’ll never see
B7
My bathroom floor
[Verse 3]
E
I cry every day
I’m always late
B
I chew my pens
I’ve not seen “friends”
E
Not great with dogs
I monologue
B
I pick my skin
Drink too much gin
E
Leave you on “read”
E7
Have a loft bed
A
Never unpacked
Am
Always jetlagged
G*
Insufferable
F#*
Uncomfortable
D7*
Incapable
B7* A#7* A7* G#7* G
Undateable~