Verse
F#
Picture this, you and me in the morning
G#m
Kissing over the coffee you're pouring
B
It could be like that every day
Bm
Hate it that I wish you were -
F#
Hoping that I'm a better replacement
G#m
With the guys that you're always out chasing
B
Or should I accept things I can't change?
Bm
Hate it that I wish you were -
[Chorus]
F# G#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
B
Call me your babe instead of your homie
F# G#m
Don't know what to say
B Bm
But I wish you were gay
F# G#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
B
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
F# G#m
And I know you're straight
B Bm
But I wish you were gay
[Verse 2]
F#
Now I see you get off of the subway
G#m
Haven't seen you in months but it's okay
B
I'd forgotten but I feel the same
Bm
Hate that I still wish you were -
F#
You walk up and I'm dreading the small talk
G#m
With your boyfriend, he's drowning my ear off
B
So I lie and I say I can't stay
Bm
Hate it I still wish you were -
[Chorus]
F# G#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
B
Call me your babe instead of your homie
F# G#m
Don't know what to say
B Bm
But I wish you were gay
F# G#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
B
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
F# G#m
And I know you're straight
B Bm
But I wish you were gay
[Bridge]
F# B F#
We'd be so good
F# B F#
Give me one look
D#m
I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt
A#
The dreams that I'm having are just getting worse
[Instrumental]
F# G#m B x2
[Chorus]
F# G#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
B
Call me your babe instead of your homie
F# G#m
Don't know what to say
B Bm
But I wish you were gay
F# G#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
B
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
F# G#m
And I know you're straight
B Bm
But I wish you were gay
[Outro]
F# G#m B
I won't trade for roses for your heart
F# G#m B
I won't wait forever in the dark