Verse
C#
Picture this, you and me in the morning
D#m
Kissing over the coffee you're pouring
F#
It could be like that every day
F#m
Hate it that I wish you were -
C#
Hoping that I'm a better replacement
D#m
With the guys that you're always out chasing
F#
Or should I accept things I can't change?
F#m
Hate it that I wish you were -
[Chorus]
C# D#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
F#
Call me your babe instead of your homie
C# D#m
Don't know what to say
F# F#m
But I wish you were gay
C# D#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
F#
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
C# D#m
And I know you're straight
F# F#m
But I wish you were gay
[Verse 2]
C#
Now I see you get off of the subway
D#m
Haven't seen you in months but it's okay
F#
I'd forgotten but I feel the same
F#m
Hate that I still wish you were -
C#
You walk up and I'm dreading the small talk
D#m
With your boyfriend, he's drowning my ear off
F#
So I lie and I say I can't stay
F#m
Hate it I still wish you were -
[Chorus]
C# D#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
F#
Call me your babe instead of your homie
C# D#m
Don't know what to say
F# F#m
But I wish you were gay
C# D#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
F#
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
C# D#m
And I know you're straight
F# F#m
But I wish you were gay
[Bridge]
C# F# C#
We'd be so good
C# F# C#
Give me one look
A#m
I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt
F
The dreams that I'm having are just getting worse
[Instrumental]
C# D#m F# x2
[Chorus]
C# D#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
F#
Call me your babe instead of your homie
C# D#m
Don't know what to say
F# F#m
But I wish you were gay
C# D#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
F#
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
C# D#m
And I know you're straight
F# F#m
But I wish you were gay
[Outro]
C# D#m F#
I won't trade for roses for your heart
C# D#m F#
I won't wait forever in the dark