Verse
E
Picture this, you and me in the morning
F#m
Kissing over the coffee you're pouring
A
It could be like that every day
Am
Hate it that I wish you were -
E
Hoping that I'm a better replacement
F#m
With the guys that you're always out chasing
A
Or should I accept things I can't change?
Am
Hate it that I wish you were -
[Chorus]
E F#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
A
Call me your babe instead of your homie
E F#m
Don't know what to say
A Am
But I wish you were gay
E F#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
A
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
E F#m
And I know you're straight
A Am
But I wish you were gay
[Verse 2]
E
Now I see you get off of the subway
F#m
Haven't seen you in months but it's okay
A
I'd forgotten but I feel the same
Am
Hate that I still wish you were -
E
You walk up and I'm dreading the small talk
F#m
With your boyfriend, he's drowning my ear off
A
So I lie and I say I can't stay
Am
Hate it I still wish you were -
[Chorus]
E F#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
A
Call me your babe instead of your homie
E F#m
Don't know what to say
A Am
But I wish you were gay
E F#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
A
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
E F#m
And I know you're straight
A Am
But I wish you were gay
[Bridge]
E A E
We'd be so good
E A E
Give me one look
C#m
I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt
G#
The dreams that I'm having are just getting worse
[Instrumental]
E F#m A x2
[Chorus]
E F#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
A
Call me your babe instead of your homie
E F#m
Don't know what to say
A Am
But I wish you were gay
E F#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
A
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
E F#m
And I know you're straight
A Am
But I wish you were gay
[Outro]
E F#m A
I won't trade for roses for your heart
E F#m A
I won't wait forever in the dark