Verse
B
Picture this, you and me in the morning
C#m
Kissing over the coffee you're pouring
E
It could be like that every day
Em
Hate it that I wish you were -
B
Hoping that I'm a better replacement
C#m
With the guys that you're always out chasing
E
Or should I accept things I can't change?
Em
Hate it that I wish you were -
[Chorus]
B C#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
E
Call me your babe instead of your homie
B C#m
Don't know what to say
E Em
But I wish you were gay
B C#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
E
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
B C#m
And I know you're straight
E Em
But I wish you were gay
[Verse 2]
B
Now I see you get off of the subway
C#m
Haven't seen you in months but it's okay
E
I'd forgotten but I feel the same
Em
Hate that I still wish you were -
B
You walk up and I'm dreading the small talk
C#m
With your boyfriend, he's drowning my ear off
E
So I lie and I say I can't stay
Em
Hate it I still wish you were -
[Chorus]
B C#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
E
Call me your babe instead of your homie
B C#m
Don't know what to say
E Em
But I wish you were gay
B C#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
E
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
B C#m
And I know you're straight
E Em
But I wish you were gay
[Bridge]
B E B
We'd be so good
B E B
Give me one look
G#m
I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt
D#
The dreams that I'm having are just getting worse
[Instrumental]
B C#m E x2
[Chorus]
B C#m
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
E
Call me your babe instead of your homie
B C#m
Don't know what to say
E Em
But I wish you were gay
B C#m
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
E
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
B C#m
And I know you're straight
E Em
But I wish you were gay
[Outro]
B C#m E
I won't trade for roses for your heart
B C#m E
I won't wait forever in the dark