Verse
D#
Picture this, you and me in the morning
Fm
Kissing over the coffee you're pouring
G#
It could be like that every day
G#m
Hate it that I wish you were -
D#
Hoping that I'm a better replacement
Fm
With the guys that you're always out chasing
G#
Or should I accept things I can't change?
G#m
Hate it that I wish you were -
[Chorus]
D# Fm
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
G#
Call me your babe instead of your homie
D# Fm
Don't know what to say
G# G#m
But I wish you were gay
D# Fm
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
G#
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
D# Fm
And I know you're straight
G# G#m
But I wish you were gay
[Verse 2]
D#
Now I see you get off of the subway
Fm
Haven't seen you in months but it's okay
G#
I'd forgotten but I feel the same
G#m
Hate that I still wish you were -
D#
You walk up and I'm dreading the small talk
Fm
With your boyfriend, he's drowning my ear off
G#
So I lie and I say I can't stay
G#m
Hate it I still wish you were -
[Chorus]
D# Fm
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
G#
Call me your babe instead of your homie
D# Fm
Don't know what to say
G# G#m
But I wish you were gay
D# Fm
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
G#
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
D# Fm
And I know you're straight
G# G#m
But I wish you were gay
[Bridge]
D# G# D#
We'd be so good
D# G# D#
Give me one look
Cm
I know you don't mean it when you come to flirt
G
The dreams that I'm having are just getting worse
[Instrumental]
D# Fm G# x2
[Chorus]
D# Fm
I wish you were gay so you could just hold me
G#
Call me your babe instead of your homie
D# Fm
Don't know what to say
G# G#m
But I wish you were gay
D# Fm
I wish you were gay so it would be easy
G#
For me to say that I'm catching feelings
D# Fm
And I know you're straight
G# G#m
But I wish you were gay
[Outro]
D# Fm G#
I won't trade for roses for your heart
D# Fm G#
I won't wait forever in the dark