Intro
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
F, A, E, C
D C
Don't do anything just stand there
F D A
Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands
C F A C C/B A C C/B A
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....
D C
Six big strong boys from the land
F D A
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms
C F A C C/B A C C/B A
While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'
C D A# D# G E B G A B
I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms
middle instrumental bit (chords)
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
F, A, E, C
D C
And come boys out from the hat!
F D
I cannot see your feet!
A
Come on my lucky lads!
C F A C C/B A C C/B A
You don't want to live forev-er!....
D C F
As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt
D A
(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!')
C F A C C/B A C C/B A
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...
C D A# D# G E B A B
(Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad