Intro
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
D, A, E, C
B A
Don't do anything just stand there
D B F#
Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands
A D F# A A/G# F# A A/G# F#
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....
B A
Six big strong boys from the land
D B F#
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms
A D F# A A/G# F# A A/G# F#
While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'
A B G C E C# G# E F# G#
I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms
middle instrumental bit (chords)
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
D, A, E, C
B A
And come boys out from the hat!
D B
I cannot see your feet!
F#
Come on my lucky lads!
A D F# A A/G# F# A A/G# F#
You don't want to live forev-er!....
B A D
As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt
B F#
(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!')
A D F# A A/G# F# A A/G# F#
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...
A B G C E C# G# F# G#
(Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad