Intro
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
G, A, E, C
E D
Don't do anything just stand there
G E B
Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands
D G B D D/C# B D D/C# B
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....
E D
Six big strong boys from the land
G E B
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms
D G B D D/C# B D D/C# B
While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'
D E C F A F# C# A B C#
I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms
middle instrumental bit (chords)
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
G, A, E, C
E D
And come boys out from the hat!
G E
I cannot see your feet!
B
Come on my lucky lads!
D G B D D/C# B D D/C# B
You don't want to live forev-er!....
E D G
As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt
E B
(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!')
D G B D D/C# B D D/C# B
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...
D E C F A F# C# B C#
(Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad