Intro
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
A#, A, E, C
G F
Don't do anything just stand there
A# G D
Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands
F A# D F F/E D F F/E D
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....
G F
Six big strong boys from the land
A# G D
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms
F A# D F F/E D F F/E D
While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'
F G D# G# C A E C D E
I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms
middle instrumental bit (chords)
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
A#, A, E, C
G F
And come boys out from the hat!
A# G
I cannot see your feet!
D
Come on my lucky lads!
F A# D F F/E D F F/E D
You don't want to live forev-er!....
G F A#
As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt
G D
(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!')
F A# D F F/E D F F/E D
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...
F G D# G# C A E D E
(Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad