Intro
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
G#, A, E, C
F D#
Don't do anything just stand there
G# F C
Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands
D# G# C D# D#/D C D# D#/D C
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....
F D#
Six big strong boys from the land
G# F C
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms
D# G# C D# D#/D C D# D#/D C
While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'
D# F C# F# A# G D A# C D
I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms
middle instrumental bit (chords)
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
G#, A, E, C
F D#
And come boys out from the hat!
G# F
I cannot see your feet!
C
Come on my lucky lads!
D# G# C D# D#/D C D# D#/D C
You don't want to live forev-er!....
F D# G#
As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt
F C
(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!')
D# G# C D# D#/D C D# D#/D C
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...
D# F C# F# A# G D C D
(Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad