Intro
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
C, A, E, C
A G
Don't do anything just stand there
C A E
Holding the light with man and boy shakin' all hands
G C E G G/F# E G G/F# E
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead....
A G
Six big strong boys from the land
C A E
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms
G C E G G/F# E G G/F# E
While guard-ians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'
G A F A# D B F# D E F#
I will tear the se--cret from your ar.....ms
middle instrumental bit (chords)
A, G, C, A,
E, C, A, G,
C, A, E, C
A G
And come boys out from the hat!
C A
I cannot see your feet!
E
Come on my lucky lads!
G C E G G/F# E G G/F# E
You don't want to live forev-er!....
A G C
As I live and breathe as'if in danger or as if in doubt
A E
(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOU(t)!')
G C E G G/F# E G G/F# E
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead...
G A F A# D B F# E F#
(Crucified) I thought you were de.....ad