Intro
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A5 G5 A5 G5
Asus4 G9
[Verse 1]
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I met him in a crowded room
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Where people go to drink away their gloom
Em7 F#m7 G D G D
He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man
D D/C# B D D/C# B
Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais
Em7 F#m7 G A
I think he's like to have been Ronnie Kray
D G D
But then nature didn't make him that way
D D/C# B
Na na na na na na na
D D/C# B
Na na na na na na na
[Chorus]
D
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
F#m7 Em7 F#m7 Em7
Will protect him that we will respect him
D
He moves in circles of friends
F#m7 Em7
Who just pretend that they like him
F#m7 Em7 Asus4
He does the same to them, And when you put it all together
G9 D
There's the model of a charmless man
[Interlude]
D D/C# B
Na na na na na na na
D D/C# B
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 2]
D D/C# B
He knows the swingers and their calvarly
D D/C# B
Says he can get in anywhere for free
Em7 F#m7 G A
I began to go a little cross eyed
D G D
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
[Chorus]
D
He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds
F#m7
He doesn't see his days
Em7 F#m7 Em7
Are tumbling down upon him
D
And yet he tries so hard to please
F#m7 Em7
He's just so keen for you to listen
F#m7 Em7
But no one is listening
Asus4
And when you put it all together
G9 D
There's the model of a charmless man
[Solo]
D D/C# B
D D/C# B
Em7 F#m7 G A
D G D
[Chorus]
D
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
F#m7 Em7 F#m7 Em7
Will protect him that we will respect him
F#m7 Em7
He's just so keen for you to listen
F#m7 Em7
But no one is listening
Asus4
And when you put it all together
G9 D
There's the model of a charmless man
[Ending]
D D/C# B
Na na na na na na na
D D/C# B
Na na na na na na na
D D/C# B
Na na na na na na na
D C# C
Na na na na na na
B A# A
Na na na na na na
F D
Na na na na na na