Intro
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[Verse 1]
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I met him in a crowded room
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Where people go to drink away their gloom
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He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man
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Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais
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I think he's like to have been Ronnie Kray
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But then nature didn't make him that way
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Na na na na na na na
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Na na na na na na na
[Chorus]
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He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
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Will protect him that we will respect him
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He moves in circles of friends
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Who just pretend that they like him
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He does the same to them, And when you put it all together
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There's the model of a charmless man
[Interlude]
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Na na na na na na na
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Na na na na na na na
[Verse 2]
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He knows the swingers and their calvarly
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Says he can get in anywhere for free
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I began to go a little cross eyed
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And from this charmless man I just had to hide
[Chorus]
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He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds
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He doesn't see his days
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Are tumbling down upon him
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And yet he tries so hard to please
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He's just so keen for you to listen
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But no one is listening
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And when you put it all together
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There's the model of a charmless man
[Solo]
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[Chorus]
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He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
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Will protect him that we will respect him
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He's just so keen for you to listen
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But no one is listening
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And when you put it all together
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There's the model of a charmless man
[Ending]
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Na na na na na na na
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Na na na na na na na
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Na na na na na na na
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Na na na na na na
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