Intro
F
C5 A#5 C5 A#5
Csus4 A#9
[Verse 1]
F F/E D
I met him in a crowded room
F F/E D
Where people go to drink away their gloom
Gm7 Am7 A# F A# F
He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man
F F/E D F F/E D
Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais
Gm7 Am7 A# C
I think he's like to have been Ronnie Kray
F A# F
But then nature didn't make him that way
F F/E D
Na na na na na na na
F F/E D
Na na na na na na na
[Chorus]
F
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Am7 Gm7 Am7 Gm7
Will protect him that we will respect him
F
He moves in circles of friends
Am7 Gm7
Who just pretend that they like him
Am7 Gm7 Csus4
He does the same to them, And when you put it all together
A#9 F
There's the model of a charmless man
[Interlude]
F F/E D
Na na na na na na na
F F/E D
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 2]
F F/E D
He knows the swingers and their calvarly
F F/E D
Says he can get in anywhere for free
Gm7 Am7 A# C
I began to go a little cross eyed
F A# F
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
[Chorus]
F
He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds
Am7
He doesn't see his days
Gm7 Am7 Gm7
Are tumbling down upon him
F
And yet he tries so hard to please
Am7 Gm7
He's just so keen for you to listen
Am7 Gm7
But no one is listening
Csus4
And when you put it all together
A#9 F
There's the model of a charmless man
[Solo]
F F/E D
F F/E D
Gm7 Am7 A# C
F A# F
[Chorus]
F
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Am7 Gm7 Am7 Gm7
Will protect him that we will respect him
Am7 Gm7
He's just so keen for you to listen
Am7 Gm7
But no one is listening
Csus4
And when you put it all together
A#9 F
There's the model of a charmless man
[Ending]
F F/E D
Na na na na na na na
F F/E D
Na na na na na na na
F F/E D
Na na na na na na na
F E D#
Na na na na na na
D C# C
Na na na na na na
G# F
Na na na na na na