Intro
G
D5 C5 D5 C5
Dsus4 C9
[Verse 1]
G G/F# E
I met him in a crowded room
G G/F# E
Where people go to drink away their gloom
Am7 Bm7 C G C G
He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man
G G/F# E G G/F# E
Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais
Am7 Bm7 C D
I think he's like to have been Ronnie Kray
G C G
But then nature didn't make him that way
G G/F# E
Na na na na na na na
G G/F# E
Na na na na na na na
[Chorus]
G
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Bm7 Am7 Bm7 Am7
Will protect him that we will respect him
G
He moves in circles of friends
Bm7 Am7
Who just pretend that they like him
Bm7 Am7 Dsus4
He does the same to them, And when you put it all together
C9 G
There's the model of a charmless man
[Interlude]
G G/F# E
Na na na na na na na
G G/F# E
Na na na na na na na
[Verse 2]
G G/F# E
He knows the swingers and their calvarly
G G/F# E
Says he can get in anywhere for free
Am7 Bm7 C D
I began to go a little cross eyed
G C G
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
[Chorus]
G
He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds
Bm7
He doesn't see his days
Am7 Bm7 Am7
Are tumbling down upon him
G
And yet he tries so hard to please
Bm7 Am7
He's just so keen for you to listen
Bm7 Am7
But no one is listening
Dsus4
And when you put it all together
C9 G
There's the model of a charmless man
[Solo]
G G/F# E
G G/F# E
Am7 Bm7 C D
G C G
[Chorus]
G
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Bm7 Am7 Bm7 Am7
Will protect him that we will respect him
Bm7 Am7
He's just so keen for you to listen
Bm7 Am7
But no one is listening
Dsus4
And when you put it all together
C9 G
There's the model of a charmless man
[Ending]
G G/F# E
Na na na na na na na
G G/F# E
Na na na na na na na
G G/F# E
Na na na na na na na
G F# F
Na na na na na na
E D# D
Na na na na na na
A# G
Na na na na na na