Intro
G#
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D#sus4 C#9
[Verse 1]
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I met him in a crowded room
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Where people go to drink away their gloom
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He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man
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Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais
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I think he's like to have been Ronnie Kray
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But then nature didn't make him that way
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Na na na na na na na
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Na na na na na na na
[Chorus]
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He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Cm7 A#m7 Cm7 A#m7
Will protect him that we will respect him
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He moves in circles of friends
Cm7 A#m7
Who just pretend that they like him
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He does the same to them, And when you put it all together
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There's the model of a charmless man
[Interlude]
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Na na na na na na na
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Na na na na na na na
[Verse 2]
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He knows the swingers and their calvarly
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Says he can get in anywhere for free
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I began to go a little cross eyed
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And from this charmless man I just had to hide
[Chorus]
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He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds
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He doesn't see his days
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Are tumbling down upon him
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And yet he tries so hard to please
Cm7 A#m7
He's just so keen for you to listen
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But no one is listening
D#sus4
And when you put it all together
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There's the model of a charmless man
[Solo]
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A#m7 Cm7 C# D#
G# C# G#
[Chorus]
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He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Cm7 A#m7 Cm7 A#m7
Will protect him that we will respect him
Cm7 A#m7
He's just so keen for you to listen
Cm7 A#m7
But no one is listening
D#sus4
And when you put it all together
C#9 G#
There's the model of a charmless man
[Ending]
G# G#/G F
Na na na na na na na
G# G#/G F
Na na na na na na na
G# G#/G F
Na na na na na na na
G# G F#
Na na na na na na
F E D#
Na na na na na na
B G#
Na na na na na na