Intro
Food processors are great!
[Verse 1]
C# B C# B C# B
It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home
C# B C# B C# B
I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the Underground
C# B C# B C# B
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
C# B C# B C# B
I need something to remind me that there is something else
[Chorus]
D#m A# C# B
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
D#m A# C#
With all the people who are waiting
B
There never seems to be one
D#m A# C#
Say something, say something else
D#m A# C#
Say something, say something else
[Verse 2]
C# B C# B C# B
Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion
C# B C# B C# B
If you stare too long, you lose your appetite
C# B C# B C# B
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
C# B C# B C# B
You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains
[Chorus]
D#m A# C# B
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
D#m A# C#
With all the people who are waiting
B
There never seems to be one
D#m A# C#
Say something, say something else
D#m A# C#
Say something, say something else
[Bridge]( C# B )
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
(You can have a holiday in the sun, yes
Ladies and gentlemen, one week only, on special offer)
D#m A# C# B
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
D#m A# C#
With all the people who are waiting
B
There never seems to be one
D#m A# C#
Say something, say something else
D#m A# C#
Say something, say something else