Intro
Food processors are great!
[Verse 1]
F# E F# E F# E
It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home
F# E F# E F# E
I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the Underground
F# E F# E F# E
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
F# E F# E F# E
I need something to remind me that there is something else
[Chorus]
G#m D# F# E
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
G#m D# F#
With all the people who are waiting
E
There never seems to be one
G#m D# F#
Say something, say something else
G#m D# F#
Say something, say something else
[Verse 2]
F# E F# E F# E
Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion
F# E F# E F# E
If you stare too long, you lose your appetite
F# E F# E F# E
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
F# E F# E F# E
You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains
[Chorus]
G#m D# F# E
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
G#m D# F#
With all the people who are waiting
E
There never seems to be one
G#m D# F#
Say something, say something else
G#m D# F#
Say something, say something else
[Bridge]( F# E )
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
(You can have a holiday in the sun, yes
Ladies and gentlemen, one week only, on special offer)
G#m D# F# E
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
G#m D# F#
With all the people who are waiting
E
There never seems to be one
G#m D# F#
Say something, say something else
G#m D# F#
Say something, say something else