Intro
Food processors are great!
[Verse 1]
G F G F G F
It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home
G F G F G F
I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the Underground
G F G F G F
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
G F G F G F
I need something to remind me that there is something else
[Chorus]
Am E G F
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
Am E G
With all the people who are waiting
F
There never seems to be one
Am E G
Say something, say something else
Am E G
Say something, say something else
[Verse 2]
G F G F G F
Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion
G F G F G F
If you stare too long, you lose your appetite
G F G F G F
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
G F G F G F
You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains
[Chorus]
Am E G F
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
Am E G
With all the people who are waiting
F
There never seems to be one
Am E G
Say something, say something else
Am E G
Say something, say something else
[Bridge]( G F )
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
(You can have a holiday in the sun, yes
Ladies and gentlemen, one week only, on special offer)
Am E G F
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
Am E G
With all the people who are waiting
F
There never seems to be one
Am E G
Say something, say something else
Am E G
Say something, say something else