Intro
Food processors are great!
[Verse 1]
D C D C D C
It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home
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I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the Underground
D C D C D C
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
D C D C D C
I need something to remind me that there is something else
[Chorus]
Em B D C
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
Em B D
With all the people who are waiting
C
There never seems to be one
Em B D
Say something, say something else
Em B D
Say something, say something else
[Verse 2]
D C D C D C
Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion
D C D C D C
If you stare too long, you lose your appetite
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And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
D C D C D C
You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains
[Chorus]
Em B D C
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
Em B D
With all the people who are waiting
C
There never seems to be one
Em B D
Say something, say something else
Em B D
Say something, say something else
[Bridge]( D C )
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
(You can have a holiday in the sun, yes
Ladies and gentlemen, one week only, on special offer)
Em B D C
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
Em B D
With all the people who are waiting
C
There never seems to be one
Em B D
Say something, say something else
Em B D
Say something, say something else