Intro
Food processors are great!
[Verse 1]
E D E D E D
It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home
E D E D E D
I feel foul-mouthed as I stand and wait for the Underground
E D E D E D
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
E D E D E D
I need something to remind me that there is something else
[Chorus]
F#m C# E D
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
F#m C# E
With all the people who are waiting
D
There never seems to be one
F#m C# E
Say something, say something else
F#m C# E
Say something, say something else
[Verse 2]
E D E D E D
Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion
E D E D E D
If you stare too long, you lose your appetite
E D E D E D
And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
E D E D E D
You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains
[Chorus]
F#m C# E D
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
F#m C# E
With all the people who are waiting
D
There never seems to be one
F#m C# E
Say something, say something else
F#m C# E
Say something, say something else
[Bridge]( E D )
One, two, three, four
Five, six, seven, eight
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
(You can have a holiday in the sun, yes
Ladies and gentlemen, one week only, on special offer)
F#m C# E D
You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
F#m C# E
With all the people who are waiting
D
There never seems to be one
F#m C# E
Say something, say something else
F#m C# E
Say something, say something else