Intro
B E F# B E B
[Verse 1]
F# B E
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
F# B E
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
F# B E
I wanna fuck a dog
F#
That's right kids
B E F# B E
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
F# B E
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
F# B E
Could only find the dog
F#
And his ass
[Chorus]
B E F# B E
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
F# B E
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
F# B E F#
We wanna fuck a dog
[Verse 2]
B E F# B
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
E F# B E
Ar, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
B E
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
B
But I found the dog
E F#
Ar, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister
B E F#
(It's a Mexican pirate)
[Chorus]
B E F# B E
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
F# B
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
B E F# B N.C.
Wanna fuck a fucking dog
[Outro]
B E F# B
Fuck you!