Intro
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[Verse 1]
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I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
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He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
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I wanna fuck a dog
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That's right kids
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I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
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Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
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Could only find the dog
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And his ass
[Chorus]
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We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
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We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
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We wanna fuck a dog
[Verse 2]
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I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
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Ar, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
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Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
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But I found the dog
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Ar, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister
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(It's a Mexican pirate)
[Chorus]
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We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
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We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
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Wanna fuck a fucking dog
[Outro]
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Fuck you!