Intro
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[Verse 1]
G C F
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
G C F
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
G C F
I wanna fuck a dog
G
That's right kids
C F G C F
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
G C F
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
G C F
Could only find the dog
G
And his ass
[Chorus]
C F G C F
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
G C F
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
G C F G
We wanna fuck a dog
[Verse 2]
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I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
F G C F
Ar, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
C F
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
C
But I found the dog
F G
Ar, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister
C F G
(It's a Mexican pirate)
[Chorus]
C F G C F
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
G C
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
C F G C N.C.
Wanna fuck a fucking dog
[Outro]
C F G C
Fuck you!