Intro
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[Verse 1]
C# F# B
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
C# F# B
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
C# F# B
I wanna fuck a dog
C#
That's right kids
F# B C# F# B
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
C# F# B
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
C# F# B
Could only find the dog
C#
And his ass
[Chorus]
F# B C# F# B
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
C# F# B
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
C# F# B C#
We wanna fuck a dog
[Verse 2]
F# B C# F#
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
B C# F# B
Ar, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
F# B
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
F#
But I found the dog
B C#
Ar, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister
F# B C#
(It's a Mexican pirate)
[Chorus]
F# B C# F# B
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
C# F#
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
F# B C# F# N.C.
Wanna fuck a fucking dog
[Outro]
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Fuck you!