Intro
F A# C F A# F
[Verse 1]
C F A#
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
C F A#
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
C F A#
I wanna fuck a dog
C
That's right kids
F A# C F A#
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
C F A#
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
C F A#
Could only find the dog
C
And his ass
[Chorus]
F A# C F A#
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
C F A#
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
C F A# C
We wanna fuck a dog
[Verse 2]
F A# C F
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
A# C F A#
Ar, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
F A#
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
F
But I found the dog
A# C
Ar, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister
F A# C
(It's a Mexican pirate)
[Chorus]
F A# C F A#
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
C F
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
F A# C F N.C.
Wanna fuck a fucking dog
[Outro]
F A# C F
Fuck you!