Intro
G C D G C G
[Verse 1]
D G C
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
D G C
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
D G C
I wanna fuck a dog
D
That's right kids
G C D G C
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
D G C
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
D G C
Could only find the dog
D
And his ass
[Chorus]
G C D G C
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
D G C
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
D G C D
We wanna fuck a dog
[Verse 2]
G C D G
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass
C D G C
Ar, me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur
G C
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
G
But I found the dog
C D
Ar, that was no pirate, man, that was thy own sister
G C D
(It's a Mexican pirate)
[Chorus]
G C D G C
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
D G
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
G C D G N.C.
Wanna fuck a fucking dog
[Outro]
G C D G
Fuck you!