SC#TAN GAVE ME A TACO
From the album 'Stereopathetic Soul Manure'.
Chord Voicings:
G# 0 2 2 1 0 0
D# x 2 4 4 4 x
(D#7 x 2 1 2 0 2)
C# 0 0 2 2 2 0
G# D#
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
C# G#
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
G# D#
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
C# G#
I was getting kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
G# D#
There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one
C# G#
And after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
G# D#
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
C# G#
And the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
G# D#
My stomach was tremblin' and I broke out in a rash
C# G#
I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
G# D#
So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes
C# G#
Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
G# D#
Some old lady came along and she flat out was a freak
C# G#
So she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak
G# D#
I was lying there naked my body badly bruised
C# G#
In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused
G# D#
When the cops came and got me and threw me in their van
C# G#
And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand
G# D#
They took me to the judge his eyes were glowing red
C# G#
The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead
G# D#
The sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws
C# G#
The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls
G# D#
The air was getting thick the smoke was getting thicker
C# G#
The judge read the verdict said Cut off his head
G# D#
Well they placed me on the altar they raised up the axe
C# G#
My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks
G# D#
I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and lights
C# G#
Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed
G# D#
The crew and the band playin' down below
C# G#
And I realized I was in a rock'n'roll [video]
G# D#
So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour
C# G#
And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure
G# D#
I made out with the groupies started fires backstage
C# G#
Made a lot of money and I gave it all away
G# D#
Well the band got killed so I started a solo career
C# G#
And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer
G# D#
I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell
C# G#
Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell