SGTAN GAVE ME A TACO
From the album 'Stereopathetic Soul Manure'.
Chord Voicings:
D 0 2 2 1 0 0
A x 2 4 4 4 x
(A7 x 2 1 2 0 2)
G 0 0 2 2 2 0
D A
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
G D
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
D A
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
G D
I was getting kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
D A
There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one
G D
And after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
D A
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
G D
And the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
D A
My stomach was tremblin' and I broke out in a rash
G D
I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
D A
So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes
G D
Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
D A
Some old lady came along and she flat out was a freak
G D
So she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak
D A
I was lying there naked my body badly bruised
G D
In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused
D A
When the cops came and got me and threw me in their van
G D
And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand
D A
They took me to the judge his eyes were glowing red
G D
The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead
D A
The sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws
G D
The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls
D A
The air was getting thick the smoke was getting thicker
G D
The judge read the verdict said Cut off his head
D A
Well they placed me on the altar they raised up the axe
G D
My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks
D A
I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and lights
G D
Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed
D A
The crew and the band playin' down below
G D
And I realized I was in a rock'n'roll [video]
D A
So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour
G D
And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure
D A
I made out with the groupies started fires backstage
G D
Made a lot of money and I gave it all away
D A
Well the band got killed so I started a solo career
G D
And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer
D A
I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell
G D
Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell