SFTAN GAVE ME A TACO
From the album 'Stereopathetic Soul Manure'.
Chord Voicings:
C 0 2 2 1 0 0
G x 2 4 4 4 x
(G7 x 2 1 2 0 2)
F 0 0 2 2 2 0
C G
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
F C
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
C G
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
F C
I was getting kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
C G
There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one
F C
And after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
C G
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
F C
And the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
C G
My stomach was tremblin' and I broke out in a rash
F C
I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
C G
So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes
F C
Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
C G
Some old lady came along and she flat out was a freak
F C
So she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak
C G
I was lying there naked my body badly bruised
F C
In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused
C G
When the cops came and got me and threw me in their van
F C
And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand
C G
They took me to the judge his eyes were glowing red
F C
The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead
C G
The sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws
F C
The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls
C G
The air was getting thick the smoke was getting thicker
F C
The judge read the verdict said Cut off his head
C G
Well they placed me on the altar they raised up the axe
F C
My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks
C G
I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and lights
F C
Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed
C G
The crew and the band playin' down below
F C
And I realized I was in a rock'n'roll [video]
C G
So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour
F C
And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure
C G
I made out with the groupies started fires backstage
F C
Made a lot of money and I gave it all away
C G
Well the band got killed so I started a solo career
F C
And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer
C G
I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell
F C
Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell