SD#TAN GAVE ME A TACO
From the album 'Stereopathetic Soul Manure'.
Chord Voicings:
A# 0 2 2 1 0 0
F x 2 4 4 4 x
(F7 x 2 1 2 0 2)
D# 0 0 2 2 2 0
A# F
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
D# A#
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
A# F
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
D# A#
I was getting kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
A# F
There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one
D# A#
And after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
A# F
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
D# A#
And the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
A# F
My stomach was tremblin' and I broke out in a rash
D# A#
I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
A# F
So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes
D# A#
Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
A# F
Some old lady came along and she flat out was a freak
D# A#
So she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak
A# F
I was lying there naked my body badly bruised
D# A#
In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused
A# F
When the cops came and got me and threw me in their van
D# A#
And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand
A# F
They took me to the judge his eyes were glowing red
D# A#
The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead
A# F
The sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws
D# A#
The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls
A# F
The air was getting thick the smoke was getting thicker
D# A#
The judge read the verdict said Cut off his head
A# F
Well they placed me on the altar they raised up the axe
D# A#
My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks
A# F
I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and lights
D# A#
Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed
A# F
The crew and the band playin' down below
D# A#
And I realized I was in a rock'n'roll [video]
A# F
So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour
D# A#
And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure
A# F
I made out with the groupies started fires backstage
D# A#
Made a lot of money and I gave it all away
A# F
Well the band got killed so I started a solo career
D# A#
And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer
A# F
I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell
D# A#
Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell