SA#TAN GAVE ME A TACO
From the album 'Stereopathetic Soul Manure'.
Chord Voicings:
F 0 2 2 1 0 0
C x 2 4 4 4 x
(C7 x 2 1 2 0 2)
A# 0 0 2 2 2 0
F C
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
A# F
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
F C
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
A# F
I was getting kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
F C
There was aphids on the lettuce and I ate every one
A# F
And after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
F C
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
A# F
And the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
F C
My stomach was tremblin' and I broke out in a rash
A# F
I was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
F C
So I went and found a hose tore off all my clothes
A# F
Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
F C
Some old lady came along and she flat out was a freak
A# F
So she beat me with her handbag 'til I could hardly speak
F C
I was lying there naked my body badly bruised
A# F
In a pool of my own blood unconscious and confused
F C
When the cops came and got me and threw me in their van
A# F
And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand
F C
They took me to the judge his eyes were glowing red
A# F
The courtroom was filled with witches and the dead
F C
The sheriff was a hell-hound with fangs and claws
A# F
The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls
F C
The air was getting thick the smoke was getting thicker
A# F
The judge read the verdict said Cut off his head
F C
Well they placed me on the altar they raised up the axe
A# F
My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks
F C
I noticed all the smoke machines cameras and lights
A# F
Some guy with a microphone runnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed
F C
The crew and the band playin' down below
A# F
And I realized I was in a rock'n'roll [video]
F C
So I went and joined the band and I went out on tour
A# F
And I smoked a lot of heroin and I passed out in manure
F C
I made out with the groupies started fires backstage
A# F
Made a lot of money and I gave it all away
F C
Well the band got killed so I started a solo career
A# F
And I won all the awards and I drank all the beer
F C
I opened up a taco stand just to smell the smell
A# F
Cookin' with the devil, fryin' down in hell