Verse
D# F# C# G# C# D#
I hate to do this but you're a pain in the neck
D# F# C# G# C# D#
I thought you knew this you're handing me a canceled check
D# F# C# G# C# D#
You're so helpless your girlfriends think you're a saint
D# F# C# G# C# F#
I'll give you a quarter I'll keep my judgments to myself
CHORUS
F# A#
And I get caught up in the moonlight
D# D#7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
B A# D#
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
VERSE 2
D# F# C# G# C# D#
Count your blessings and do the things that you should
D# F# C# G# C# D#
All the has-beens that never had it so good
D# F# C# G# C# D#
Stormy weather the kids are making a racket
D# F# C# G# C# F#
In the wilderness the wild lives are so mild
CHORUS
F# A#
And I get caught up in the moonlight
D# D#7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
B A# D#
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
CHORUS
F# A#
And I get caught up in the moonlight
D# D#7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
B A# D#
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone