Verse
C D# A# F A# C
I hate to do this but you're a pain in the neck
C D# A# F A# C
I thought you knew this you're handing me a canceled check
C D# A# F A# C
You're so helpless your girlfriends think you're a saint
C D# A# F A# D#
I'll give you a quarter I'll keep my judgments to myself
CHORUS
D# G
And I get caught up in the moonlight
C C7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
G# G C
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
VERSE 2
C D# A# F A# C
Count your blessings and do the things that you should
C D# A# F A# C
All the has-beens that never had it so good
C D# A# F A# C
Stormy weather the kids are making a racket
C D# A# F A# D#
In the wilderness the wild lives are so mild
CHORUS
D# G
And I get caught up in the moonlight
C C7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
G# G C
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
CHORUS
D# G
And I get caught up in the moonlight
C C7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
G# G C
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone