Verse
G# B F# C# F# G#
I hate to do this but you're a pain in the neck
G# B F# C# F# G#
I thought you knew this you're handing me a canceled check
G# B F# C# F# G#
You're so helpless your girlfriends think you're a saint
G# B F# C# F# B
I'll give you a quarter I'll keep my judgments to myself
CHORUS
B D#
And I get caught up in the moonlight
G# G#7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
E D# G#
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
VERSE 2
G# B F# C# F# G#
Count your blessings and do the things that you should
G# B F# C# F# G#
All the has-beens that never had it so good
G# B F# C# F# G#
Stormy weather the kids are making a racket
G# B F# C# F# B
In the wilderness the wild lives are so mild
CHORUS
B D#
And I get caught up in the moonlight
G# G#7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
E D# G#
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
CHORUS
B D#
And I get caught up in the moonlight
G# G#7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
E D# G#
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone