Verse
F G# D# A# D# F
I hate to do this but you're a pain in the neck
F G# D# A# D# F
I thought you knew this you're handing me a canceled check
F G# D# A# D# F
You're so helpless your girlfriends think you're a saint
F G# D# A# D# G#
I'll give you a quarter I'll keep my judgments to myself
CHORUS
G# C
And I get caught up in the moonlight
F F7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
C# C F
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
VERSE 2
F G# D# A# D# F
Count your blessings and do the things that you should
F G# D# A# D# F
All the has-beens that never had it so good
F G# D# A# D# F
Stormy weather the kids are making a racket
F G# D# A# D# G#
In the wilderness the wild lives are so mild
CHORUS
G# C
And I get caught up in the moonlight
F F7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
C# C F
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
CHORUS
G# C
And I get caught up in the moonlight
F F7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
C# C F
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone