Verse
C# E B F# B C#
I hate to do this but you're a pain in the neck
C# E B F# B C#
I thought you knew this you're handing me a canceled check
C# E B F# B C#
You're so helpless your girlfriends think you're a saint
C# E B F# B E
I'll give you a quarter I'll keep my judgments to myself
CHORUS
E G#
And I get caught up in the moonlight
C# C#7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
A G# C#
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
VERSE 2
C# E B F# B C#
Count your blessings and do the things that you should
C# E B F# B C#
All the has-beens that never had it so good
C# E B F# B C#
Stormy weather the kids are making a racket
C# E B F# B E
In the wilderness the wild lives are so mild
CHORUS
E G#
And I get caught up in the moonlight
C# C#7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
A G# C#
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone
CHORUS
E G#
And I get caught up in the moonlight
C# C#7
Reaching out for a rotten egg I don't want to beg
A G# C#
It's crystal clear your time is nearly gone