Bossanova strum.
[Verse 1]
A#m D#m7
You say you'd like to kill the man who broke my heart.
F7 A#m
You don't think he should be allowed to live.
A#m D#m7
You say you want to shoot the dude who screwed me up.
F7 A#m
Me, I'm trying so hard to forgive.
[Chorus]
F#
But here's his address.
G#
Here's his picture.
Fm A#7
Here's the make and model of his car.
F# G#
He works until 4:30.
Fm A#7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
D#m7 F7
With a girl on each arm.
A#m
If he should come to harm,
D#m7 F7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Verse 2]
A#m D#m7
Remember how he cheated and he lied to me.
F7 A#m
You told me that it makes you lose your head.
A#m D#m7
I see they're pouring concrete on Route 33.
F7 A#m A#7
I don't believe you'd do those things you said.
[Chorus]
F#
But here's his address.
G#
Here's his picture.
Fm A#7
Here's his pager number and his cell.
F# G#
He works out at the health club.
Fm A#7
And he really likes to watch himself
D#m7 F7
Flexing in the mirror.
A#m
If he should disappear,
D#m7 F7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Bridge]
A#m F7 A#m F7
I like the way that you take care of me.
A#m F7 D#m7 F7
I like the way you say that you'll take care of things.
A#m F7
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
A#m A#7
Ba, ba, ba, ba.
[Chorus]
F#
But here's his address.
G#
Here's his picture.
Fm A#7
Here's the make and model of his car.
F# G#
He works until 4:30.
Fm A#7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
D#m7 F7
With a girl on each arm.
A#m
If he should buy the farm
D#m7 F7
Just keep it to yourself.