Bossanova strum.
[Verse 1]
Cm Fm7
You say you'd like to kill the man who broke my heart.
G7 Cm
You don't think he should be allowed to live.
Cm Fm7
You say you want to shoot the dude who screwed me up.
G7 Cm
Me, I'm trying so hard to forgive.
[Chorus]
G#
But here's his address.
A#
Here's his picture.
Gm C7
Here's the make and model of his car.
G# A#
He works until 4:30.
Gm C7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
Fm7 G7
With a girl on each arm.
Cm
If he should come to harm,
Fm7 G7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Verse 2]
Cm Fm7
Remember how he cheated and he lied to me.
G7 Cm
You told me that it makes you lose your head.
Cm Fm7
I see they're pouring concrete on Route 33.
G7 Cm C7
I don't believe you'd do those things you said.
[Chorus]
G#
But here's his address.
A#
Here's his picture.
Gm C7
Here's his pager number and his cell.
G# A#
He works out at the health club.
Gm C7
And he really likes to watch himself
Fm7 G7
Flexing in the mirror.
Cm
If he should disappear,
Fm7 G7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Bridge]
Cm G7 Cm G7
I like the way that you take care of me.
Cm G7 Fm7 G7
I like the way you say that you'll take care of things.
Cm G7
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Cm C7
Ba, ba, ba, ba.
[Chorus]
G#
But here's his address.
A#
Here's his picture.
Gm C7
Here's the make and model of his car.
G# A#
He works until 4:30.
Gm C7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
Fm7 G7
With a girl on each arm.
Cm
If he should buy the farm
Fm7 G7
Just keep it to yourself.