Bossanova strum.
[Verse 1]
F#m Bm7
You say you'd like to kill the man who broke my heart.
C#7 F#m
You don't think he should be allowed to live.
F#m Bm7
You say you want to shoot the dude who screwed me up.
C#7 F#m
Me, I'm trying so hard to forgive.
[Chorus]
D
But here's his address.
E
Here's his picture.
C#m F#7
Here's the make and model of his car.
D E
He works until 4:30.
C#m F#7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
Bm7 C#7
With a girl on each arm.
F#m
If he should come to harm,
Bm7 C#7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Verse 2]
F#m Bm7
Remember how he cheated and he lied to me.
C#7 F#m
You told me that it makes you lose your head.
F#m Bm7
I see they're pouring concrete on Route 33.
C#7 F#m F#7
I don't believe you'd do those things you said.
[Chorus]
D
But here's his address.
E
Here's his picture.
C#m F#7
Here's his pager number and his cell.
D E
He works out at the health club.
C#m F#7
And he really likes to watch himself
Bm7 C#7
Flexing in the mirror.
F#m
If he should disappear,
Bm7 C#7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Bridge]
F#m C#7 F#m C#7
I like the way that you take care of me.
F#m C#7 Bm7 C#7
I like the way you say that you'll take care of things.
F#m C#7
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
F#m F#7
Ba, ba, ba, ba.
[Chorus]
D
But here's his address.
E
Here's his picture.
C#m F#7
Here's the make and model of his car.
D E
He works until 4:30.
C#m F#7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
Bm7 C#7
With a girl on each arm.
F#m
If he should buy the farm
Bm7 C#7
Just keep it to yourself.