Bossanova strum.
[Verse 1]
Fm A#m7
You say you'd like to kill the man who broke my heart.
C7 Fm
You don't think he should be allowed to live.
Fm A#m7
You say you want to shoot the dude who screwed me up.
C7 Fm
Me, I'm trying so hard to forgive.
[Chorus]
C#
But here's his address.
D#
Here's his picture.
Cm F7
Here's the make and model of his car.
C# D#
He works until 4:30.
Cm F7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
A#m7 C7
With a girl on each arm.
Fm
If he should come to harm,
A#m7 C7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Verse 2]
Fm A#m7
Remember how he cheated and he lied to me.
C7 Fm
You told me that it makes you lose your head.
Fm A#m7
I see they're pouring concrete on Route 33.
C7 Fm F7
I don't believe you'd do those things you said.
[Chorus]
C#
But here's his address.
D#
Here's his picture.
Cm F7
Here's his pager number and his cell.
C# D#
He works out at the health club.
Cm F7
And he really likes to watch himself
A#m7 C7
Flexing in the mirror.
Fm
If he should disappear,
A#m7 C7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Bridge]
Fm C7 Fm C7
I like the way that you take care of me.
Fm C7 A#m7 C7
I like the way you say that you'll take care of things.
Fm C7
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Fm F7
Ba, ba, ba, ba.
[Chorus]
C#
But here's his address.
D#
Here's his picture.
Cm F7
Here's the make and model of his car.
C# D#
He works until 4:30.
Cm F7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
A#m7 C7
With a girl on each arm.
Fm
If he should buy the farm
A#m7 C7
Just keep it to yourself.