Bossanova strum.
[Verse 1]
Bm Em7
You say you'd like to kill the man who broke my heart.
F#7 Bm
You don't think he should be allowed to live.
Bm Em7
You say you want to shoot the dude who screwed me up.
F#7 Bm
Me, I'm trying so hard to forgive.
[Chorus]
G
But here's his address.
A
Here's his picture.
F#m B7
Here's the make and model of his car.
G A
He works until 4:30.
F#m B7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
Em7 F#7
With a girl on each arm.
Bm
If he should come to harm,
Em7 F#7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Verse 2]
Bm Em7
Remember how he cheated and he lied to me.
F#7 Bm
You told me that it makes you lose your head.
Bm Em7
I see they're pouring concrete on Route 33.
F#7 Bm B7
I don't believe you'd do those things you said.
[Chorus]
G
But here's his address.
A
Here's his picture.
F#m B7
Here's his pager number and his cell.
G A
He works out at the health club.
F#m B7
And he really likes to watch himself
Em7 F#7
Flexing in the mirror.
Bm
If he should disappear,
Em7 F#7
Just keep it to yourself.
[Bridge]
Bm F#7 Bm F#7
I like the way that you take care of me.
Bm F#7 Em7 F#7
I like the way you say that you'll take care of things.
Bm F#7
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Bm B7
Ba, ba, ba, ba.
[Chorus]
G
But here's his address.
A
Here's his picture.
F#m B7
Here's the make and model of his car.
G A
He works until 4:30.
F#m B7
Then he hangs out at the topless bar
Em7 F#7
With a girl on each arm.
Bm
If he should buy the farm
Em7 F#7
Just keep it to yourself.