Verse
Am
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
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You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
Am
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
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Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
Am
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
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Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
Am
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
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Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
Am
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
Am
When you walked through the door
F
It was clear to me (clear to me)
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You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Am
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Dm
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
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Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Am E7 Am
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
Am
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
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Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Am
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
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And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Am
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
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And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
Am
D little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
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Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
Am
When you walked through the door
F
It was clear to me (clear to me)
E7 Am
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Am
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Dm
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
E7 Am
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Am E7 Am
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
Am
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
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I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
Am
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
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Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
Am
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
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You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Am
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
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Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Am
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
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I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Am
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
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With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
Am
When you walked through the door
F
It was clear to me (clear to me)
E7 Am
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Am
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Dm
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
E7 Am
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Am E7 Am
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Am
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
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Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Am
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
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Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Am
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
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I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!
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Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah